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Laugh for a while Once a Doctor asked a painter to paint his main gate & write on the board like this, *Dr. B.E. Warsi, Psychotherapist.* And he told that capitals should be proper & gap to b maintained.The painter did very well, took his fees & left but Doctor fainted after seeing the board. *Dr. BEWARSI PSYCHO THE RAPIST* 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At Airport he hired a taxi to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus 🚌. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At Cortalim Bridge Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridge the other side...... he said - "The trains here are so slow..... in China the trains are very fast." All the way driver kept silent and drove to Panjim. Chinese man 👨 got off the taxi and asked for the meter readings. Driver - "₹ 5000." Chinese -" ₹ 5000 ? Are you kidding ? Your buses are so slow, the trains are so slow... if everything else here is so slow, then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast ? " Driver -" Because the meter is made in China. " 😀 😬 😁 😂 😂 😂

Wife asked husband to give the newspaper ....  Husband: How backward you are?Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper ... ??? Take my iPad ....  Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach  Husband faints  Moral: Whatever wife asks, do it without argument. Show your smartness in the office, not @ home.😜😜😜

*Killer joke * Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?" Husband replies,  "It's me... talking to whisky."😜😜😜 ...😝

In a ladies CLUB PARTY MEETING the host asked a question ! When did u last say *I LOVE YOU* to ur husbands ?? One Lady said..today.. other said...2 days ago.... someone said...1 week back... Host :  " Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU ..sms message  to ur husbands cell phones."l Who ever gets an AWESOME reply, *will get a SURPRISE GIFT*.! Everyone sent *I LOVE U* msg to their husband's cells. After sometime, HUSBANDS replied & few are given below..... 👌👌👌👌 *Husband 1 :* SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok??? 😝😝😝😝 *Husband 2* : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?😊😊 *Husband 3* : Darling, are u out of balance for the money given for home expenses? 😅😅😅 *Husband 4 :* What's the matter?? *Husband 5 :* R u dreaming or am I? 😜😜😜 *Husband 6* : Did u like someo...

💬 2 Wives chatting in office : Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was Urs??? Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours? Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. 🍲 After dinner we walked for an hour.👫 When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale ! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.. Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the hous...

Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀 ✨Mental Venkat Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀    Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' 😃 On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' 😀 Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Venkat He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀 What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it ...

Innocence at its best... ```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on... A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, even President and cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here... The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```😜

😝😝☝One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. 😄! Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!" Game over 😂😂😂

Call from a bank: Hello Mam... We are offering you credit card with best deals. 1. No annual charges. 2. No interest on balance for three months. 3. Big credit limit. 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady: No thanks... I have a husband... 1. With lifetime zero fee. 2. No spending limit. 3. No penalties and most importantly... 4. No repayment forever. Line got disconnected without a word. 😜😜😜😜😜

Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ? Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ? Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you. Husband : I am also drinking just for u , so that you look beautiful to me. 😊😀😜😜

*SARDARJI TICKLES * 👳👳👳👳👳👳👳 Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while  fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hav...

Husband on second day of marriage :- HE went to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box . She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said ' same feeling ' 😂😂😂😂😂

HDFC Branch Manager  goes to a south Indian restaurant. He asks the waiter - What have you got? Waiter - Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam.. Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel.. Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left. Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ? Waiter - Sir ,  I go  to your ATM daily. After asking for  PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required  etc., It finally says ' 'No Cash'..... Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!! 😂😂😂😜

Scooty Untae Nadapaalani Pisthundii......... Girl Untae sight Kottalani Pisthundhii........ Friend Untae Thiragaalani Pisthundhii........ Tv Untae Choodalani Pisthundhii......... Radio Untae vinaalani Pisthundhii......... Biryani  Unte Thinalani Pisthundhi.......... But Adhendho Kani Nenuu 17yrs ga Choosthunnah....... BOOK Untae Maatram Chadavani Pinchadhu........ Em Maayo Amo......😜😜     👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Dad : Exam Ala Rasav ? 😟 Son : 1st Question Rayaledhu....😛😛 2nd Question Chadhavaledu....😔😔 4th Question Marchipoya....😱😱 5th Question Ardhamkalae....🤔🤔 6th Question Bit Ledhu....🙃🙃 7th Question Frnd Choopinchalae....😐😐 8th Question Out of Syllabus....😁😁 9th Question Print Sariga Raale....😌...

. 😃 When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely. One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when vivekananda came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, "Mr Vivekanand , you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat." Vivekanandji looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table. Mr. Peters,  reddened with rage, decided to take revenge. The next day in Class he posed the following question: "Mr.Vivekanand , if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take ?" Without hesitating, Vivekanandji responded, "The one with the money, of course." Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically ...