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Thought for The Day

Thought for The Day "Your best success will come after some disappointments. Don't be scared to fail. It's part of life. It's often our own thinking that hurts us. Yeah! We imprison ourselves with doubts, worries, anxiety which render us powerless. You are the master of your fate. Take control Don't give up on Life, Don't give up on Love and don't give up on your business. Try one more time. I strongly believe you can make it!!!" Happy Morning 😊

Thought for the Day

Thought for the Day "Stop lying to yourself. You can do better. You know it. Yes! You know this is not you. This is not the kind of life you want to live. Stop pretending you are happy. Stop pretending you are giving your best. Stop pretending all is going well with you. Stop pretending this is all you can be, all you can do and all you can have! The heart never lies! You may put up a fake life to the outside world but, not to the person inside you. Stay true to yourself. Stop living this life of mediocrity and begin to fight for what is yours in the universe! You can do it. " Happy Morning 😊

Proud to be a mpc student

Never Joke with the Mpc student : They Can prove anything. Question : Prove that PAPA = MAMA Medical Doctor :” Not possible” Accountant: ”No Way” Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved” Social sciences students: Not in this world, but….. Mpc student: It is Simple Solution As we know, Pressure(P)= Force/Area i.e  P = F/A ∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i) Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion, Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A) i.e F =MA⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii) From equation (i) and (ii) PA = MA Squaring both sides (PA)² = (MA)² ∴ PAPA = MAMA Don't challenge mpc student they can do anything.... PLEASE Share if u r proud of mpc 👍👍👍👍 Proud to be a mpc student 😁😆😋

Because the meter is made in China.

Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At Airport he hired a taxi to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus 🚌. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At Cortalim Bridge Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridge the other side...... he said - "The trains here are so slow..... in China the trains are very fast." All the way driver kept silent and drove to Panjim. Chinese man 👨 got off the taxi and asked for the meter readings. Driver - "₹ 5000." Chinese -" ₹ 5000 ? Are you kidding ? Your buses are so slow, the trains are so slow... if everything else here is so slow, then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast ? " Driver -" Because the meter is made in China. " 😀 😬 😁 😂 😂 😂

CLUB PARTY MEETING

In a ladies CLUB PARTY MEETING the host asked a question ! When did u last say *I LOVE YOU* to ur husbands ?? One Lady said..today.. other said...2 days ago.... someone said...1 week back... Host :  " Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU ..sms message  to ur husbands cell phones."l Who ever gets an AWESOME reply, *will get a SURPRISE GIFT*.! Everyone sent *I LOVE U* msg to their husband's cells. After sometime, HUSBANDS replied & few are given below..... 👌👌👌👌 *Husband 1 :* SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok??? 😝😝😝😝 *Husband 2* : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?😊😊 *Husband 3* : Darling, are u out of balance for the money given for home expenses? 😅😅😅 *Husband 4 :* What's the matter?? *Husband 5 :* R u dreaming or am I? 😜😜😜 *Husband 6* : Did u like someo...

Salute Our Mythology

Salute Our Mythology :             "Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on  the evolution of man. Theory of evolution. Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.           His Mother sat next to him,  smiled and said, "I know about Darwin, Vasu. But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" Vasu replied 'no'.           "Ok! Then let me tell you what you and your Darwin don't know.          Listen carefully-          The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?"            Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.           ...

Nice heart touching message

Nice heart touching message ***************************** Pregnant wife to her husband- Dear I am going to have our baby in two months, are u not excited.                                             VB Husband- a lot sweetheart, I can't wait for that moment.              Pregnant wife- but still u didn't told me what u are expecting, it will be a boy or girl.                           Husband-(hahaha) does it make a difference.                        ...

💬 2 Wives chatting in office :

💬 2 Wives chatting in office : Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was Urs??? Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours? Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. 🍲 After dinner we walked for an hour.👫 When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale ! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.. Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the hous...

locked my bicycle

Innocence at its best... ```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on... A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, even President and cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here... The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```😜

Order bagged by Indian

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. Indian guy quoted 10 millions.. Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quoted 3 millions..?" Chinese guy replied .." 1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit.." Trump asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit..* Trump asked indian guy.. He replied.. .."..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" Order bagged by Indian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Communicate with GOD

A nice story: READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, FEEL IT... A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor. Because of noise the Worker did not hear his Call. To draw Attention, the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note in Front of Worker. He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket & Continued to Work. Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same. Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker. The Stone hit the Worker. This time the Worker looked Up & the Supervisor Communicated with Him. . . . This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'... God from Up, wants to Communicate with Us... but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs. Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts... We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it. We are the Same. Just keeping the gifts without Thanking him, We just say We are LUCKY. And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, wh...

VIPASSANA MEDITATION

GUIDELINES FOR PRACTISING VIPASSANA MEDITATION (The following  information  is for the benefit of  those  who  have completed a 10-day course with  S. N.  Goenka or one of  his authorised  assistant  teachers.  Others wishing to  learn the technique of  Vipassana are advised to  join  such a course.  ) A Vipassana course is  truly valuable  if  it  makes  a  change  in your  life,  and  a change will  come only if  you keep practising the  technique  daily. The following outline of what  you have learned is offered  with  best  wishes for your continued success in  meditation. OUTLINE OF THE PRACTICE SILA In daily life this is practised by following the Five Precepts: 1. to  abstain  from killing  any  living  being; 2.  to abstain from stealing; 3.  to  abstain from...