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Thought for The Day "Your best success will come after some disappointments. Don't be scared to fail. It's part of life. It's often our own thinking that hurts us. Yeah! We imprison ourselves with doubts, worries, anxiety which render us powerless. You are the master of your fate. Take control Don't give up on Life, Don't give up on Love and don't give up on your business. Try one more time. I strongly believe you can make it!!!" Happy Morning 😊

Thought for the Day "Stop lying to yourself. You can do better. You know it. Yes! You know this is not you. This is not the kind of life you want to live. Stop pretending you are happy. Stop pretending you are giving your best. Stop pretending all is going well with you. Stop pretending this is all you can be, all you can do and all you can have! The heart never lies! You may put up a fake life to the outside world but, not to the person inside you. Stay true to yourself. Stop living this life of mediocrity and begin to fight for what is yours in the universe! You can do it. " Happy Morning 😊

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌Be grateful! The qualifications that gave you a job is the same qualifications someone has, but does not have a job. Be grateful.     The prayer that God answered for you, is the same prayer others have been praying but without success.  Be grateful. The road you use safely on a daily basis is the same road many others have died on. Be grateful. The temple in which God blessed ...

Laugh for a while Once a Doctor asked a painter to paint his main gate & write on the board like this, *Dr. B.E. Warsi, Psychotherapist.* And he told that capitals should be proper & gap to b maintained.The painter did very well, took his fees & left but Doctor fainted after seeing the board. *Dr. BEWARSI PSYCHO THE RAPIST* 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Never Joke with the Mpc student : They Can prove anything. Question : Prove that PAPA = MAMA Medical Doctor :” Not possible” Accountant: ”No Way” Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved” Social sciences students: Not in this world, but….. Mpc student: It is Simple Solution As we know, Pressure(P)= Force/Area i.e  P = F/A ∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i) Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion, Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A) i.e F =MA⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii) From equation (i) and (ii) PA = MA Squaring both sides (PA)² = (MA)² ∴ PAPA = MAMA Don't challenge mpc student they can do anything.... PLEASE Share if u r proud of mpc 👍👍👍👍 Proud to be a mpc student 😁😆😋

Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At Airport he hired a taxi to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus 🚌. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At Cortalim Bridge Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridge the other side...... he said - "The trains here are so slow..... in China the trains are very fast." All the way driver kept silent and drove to Panjim. Chinese man 👨 got off the taxi and asked for the meter readings. Driver - "₹ 5000." Chinese -" ₹ 5000 ? Are you kidding ? Your buses are so slow, the trains are so slow... if everything else here is so slow, then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast ? " Driver -" Because the meter is made in China. " 😀 😬 😁 😂 😂 😂

Wife asked husband to give the newspaper ....  Husband: How backward you are?Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper ... ??? Take my iPad ....  Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach  Husband faints  Moral: Whatever wife asks, do it without argument. Show your smartness in the office, not @ home.😜😜😜

*Killer joke * Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?" Husband replies,  "It's me... talking to whisky."😜😜😜 ...😝

In a ladies CLUB PARTY MEETING the host asked a question ! When did u last say *I LOVE YOU* to ur husbands ?? One Lady said..today.. other said...2 days ago.... someone said...1 week back... Host :  " Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU ..sms message  to ur husbands cell phones."l Who ever gets an AWESOME reply, *will get a SURPRISE GIFT*.! Everyone sent *I LOVE U* msg to their husband's cells. After sometime, HUSBANDS replied & few are given below..... 👌👌👌👌 *Husband 1 :* SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok??? 😝😝😝😝 *Husband 2* : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?😊😊 *Husband 3* : Darling, are u out of balance for the money given for home expenses? 😅😅😅 *Husband 4 :* What's the matter?? *Husband 5 :* R u dreaming or am I? 😜😜😜 *Husband 6* : Did u like someo...

Salute Our Mythology :             "Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on  the evolution of man. Theory of evolution. Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.           His Mother sat next to him,  smiled and said, "I know about Darwin, Vasu. But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" Vasu replied 'no'.           "Ok! Then let me tell you what you and your Darwin don't know.          Listen carefully-          The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?"            Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.           ...

*Amitabh Bacchan* says..."At the peak of my career, I was once travelling by plane. The passenger next to me was elderly gentleman dressed in a simple shirt and pants. He appeared to be middle class, and well educated. Other passengers  perhaps recognising who I was, but this gentleman appeared to be unconcerned of my presence... He was reading his paper, looking out of the window, and when tea was served, he sipped it quietly. Trying to strike a conversation with him I smiled. The man courteously smiled back and said 'Hello'. We got talking and I brought up the subject of cinema and movies and asked, 'Do you watch films?' The man replied, 'Oh, very few. I did see one many years ago.' I mentioned that I worked in the movie industry. The man replied.." oh, that’s nice. What do you do?' I replied, 'I am an actor ' The man nodded, 'Oh,  that's wonderful!'  And that was it... When we landed, I held out my hand and sai...

💬 2 Wives chatting in office : Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was Urs??? Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours? Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. 🍲 After dinner we walked for an hour.👫 When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale ! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.. Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto.We walked home which took an hour & when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the hous...

I feel like reading this again and again & again .... 👍  An Inspiring Story A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing : **Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company. **The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father. **And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss. At the end he wrote: Oh God! It was such bad year !! When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad & lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another pape...

Once, a very poor man came to Buddha. He asked: - Why am I so poor? Buddha answered: - You are poor because you don’t practice generosity. You don’t practice charity. - But how can I practice charity if I don’t have anything to give? - You have five treasures that you can share with others. First, you have your face. You can share your smiles with others.. It's free.. And awesome.. And has an amazing impact on others.. Second, you have your eyes. You can look at others with eyes full of love and care.. Genuinely you can impact millions.. Make them feel so good.. Third, you have your mouth. With this mouth you can say nice things to others.. Talk good.. Make them feel valued.. Spread joy and positivity.. Then, you have a heart. With your loving heart you can wish happiness to others.. Make others feel a bundle of emotions.. Touch their lives.. Last treasure that you possess is your body.. With this body you can do many good things to others.. Help the pe...

Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀 ✨Mental Venkat Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀    Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' 😃 On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' 😀 Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Venkat He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀 What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it ...

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. Indian guy quoted 10 millions.. Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quoted 3 millions..?" Chinese guy replied .." 1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit.." Trump asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit..* Trump asked indian guy.. He replied.. .."..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" Order bagged by Indian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😝😝☝One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. 😄! Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!" Game over 😂😂😂

Call from a bank: Hello Mam... We are offering you credit card with best deals. 1. No annual charges. 2. No interest on balance for three months. 3. Big credit limit. 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady: No thanks... I have a husband... 1. With lifetime zero fee. 2. No spending limit. 3. No penalties and most importantly... 4. No repayment forever. Line got disconnected without a word. 😜😜😜😜😜

A nice story: READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, FEEL IT... A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor. Because of noise the Worker did not hear his Call. To draw Attention, the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note in Front of Worker. He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket & Continued to Work. Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same. Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker. The Stone hit the Worker. This time the Worker looked Up & the Supervisor Communicated with Him. . . . This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'... God from Up, wants to Communicate with Us... but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs. Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts... We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it. We are the Same. Just keeping the gifts without Thanking him, We just say We are LUCKY. And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, wh...

Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ? Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ? Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you. Husband : I am also drinking just for u , so that you look beautiful to me. 😊😀😜😜