Killer joke

*Killer joke*
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says,
"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?"
Husband replies,  "It's me... talking to whisky."😜😜😜
...😝

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