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Thought for The Day "Your best success will come after some disappointments. Don't be scared to fail. It's part of life. It's often our own thinking that hurts us. Yeah! We imprison ourselves with doubts, worries, anxiety which render us powerless. You are the master of your fate. Take control Don't give up on Life, Don't give up on Love and don't give up on your business. Try one more time. I strongly believe you can make it!!!" Happy Morning 😊

Thought for the Day "Stop lying to yourself. You can do better. You know it. Yes! You know this is not you. This is not the kind of life you want to live. Stop pretending you are happy. Stop pretending you are giving your best. Stop pretending all is going well with you. Stop pretending this is all you can be, all you can do and all you can have! The heart never lies! You may put up a fake life to the outside world but, not to the person inside you. Stay true to yourself. Stop living this life of mediocrity and begin to fight for what is yours in the universe! You can do it. " Happy Morning 😊

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌Be grateful! The qualifications that gave you a job is the same qualifications someone has, but does not have a job. Be grateful.     The prayer that God answered for you, is the same prayer others have been praying but without success.  Be grateful. The road you use safely on a daily basis is the same road many others have died on. Be grateful. The temple in which God blessed ...

Laugh for a while Once a Doctor asked a painter to paint his main gate & write on the board like this, *Dr. B.E. Warsi, Psychotherapist.* And he told that capitals should be proper & gap to b maintained.The painter did very well, took his fees & left but Doctor fainted after seeing the board. *Dr. BEWARSI PSYCHO THE RAPIST* 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Never Joke with the Mpc student : They Can prove anything. Question : Prove that PAPA = MAMA Medical Doctor :” Not possible” Accountant: ”No Way” Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved” Social sciences students: Not in this world, but….. Mpc student: It is Simple Solution As we know, Pressure(P)= Force/Area i.e  P = F/A ∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i) Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion, Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A) i.e F =MA⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii) From equation (i) and (ii) PA = MA Squaring both sides (PA)² = (MA)² ∴ PAPA = MAMA Don't challenge mpc student they can do anything.... PLEASE Share if u r proud of mpc 👍👍👍👍 Proud to be a mpc student 😁😆😋

Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At Airport he hired a taxi to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus 🚌. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At Cortalim Bridge Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridge the other side...... he said - "The trains here are so slow..... in China the trains are very fast." All the way driver kept silent and drove to Panjim. Chinese man 👨 got off the taxi and asked for the meter readings. Driver - "₹ 5000." Chinese -" ₹ 5000 ? Are you kidding ? Your buses are so slow, the trains are so slow... if everything else here is so slow, then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast ? " Driver -" Because the meter is made in China. " 😀 😬 😁 😂 😂 😂

Wife asked husband to give the newspaper ....  Husband: How backward you are?Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper ... ??? Take my iPad ....  Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach  Husband faints  Moral: Whatever wife asks, do it without argument. Show your smartness in the office, not @ home.😜😜😜

*Killer joke * Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?" Husband replies,  "It's me... talking to whisky."😜😜😜 ...😝

In a ladies CLUB PARTY MEETING the host asked a question ! When did u last say *I LOVE YOU* to ur husbands ?? One Lady said..today.. other said...2 days ago.... someone said...1 week back... Host :  " Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU ..sms message  to ur husbands cell phones."l Who ever gets an AWESOME reply, *will get a SURPRISE GIFT*.! Everyone sent *I LOVE U* msg to their husband's cells. After sometime, HUSBANDS replied & few are given below..... 👌👌👌👌 *Husband 1 :* SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok??? 😝😝😝😝 *Husband 2* : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?😊😊 *Husband 3* : Darling, are u out of balance for the money given for home expenses? 😅😅😅 *Husband 4 :* What's the matter?? *Husband 5 :* R u dreaming or am I? 😜😜😜 *Husband 6* : Did u like someo...

Salute Our Mythology :             "Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on  the evolution of man. Theory of evolution. Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.           His Mother sat next to him,  smiled and said, "I know about Darwin, Vasu. But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" Vasu replied 'no'.           "Ok! Then let me tell you what you and your Darwin don't know.          Listen carefully-          The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?"            Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.           ...

Nice heart touching message ***************************** Pregnant wife to her husband- Dear I am going to have our baby in two months, are u not excited.                                             VB Husband- a lot sweetheart, I can't wait for that moment.              Pregnant wife- but still u didn't told me what u are expecting, it will be a boy or girl.                           Husband-(hahaha) does it make a difference.                        ...