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An Inspiring Story

I feel like reading this again and again & again .... 👍  An Inspiring Story A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing : **Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. **The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company. **The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father. **And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss. At the end he wrote: Oh God! It was such bad year !! When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad & lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another pape...

Feel rich...

Once, a very poor man came to Buddha. He asked: - Why am I so poor? Buddha answered: - You are poor because you don’t practice generosity. You don’t practice charity. - But how can I practice charity if I don’t have anything to give? - You have five treasures that you can share with others. First, you have your face. You can share your smiles with others.. It's free.. And awesome.. And has an amazing impact on others.. Second, you have your eyes. You can look at others with eyes full of love and care.. Genuinely you can impact millions.. Make them feel so good.. Third, you have your mouth. With this mouth you can say nice things to others.. Talk good.. Make them feel valued.. Spread joy and positivity.. Then, you have a heart. With your loving heart you can wish happiness to others.. Make others feel a bundle of emotions.. Touch their lives.. Last treasure that you possess is your body.. With this body you can do many good things to others.. Help the pe...

Mental Venkat

Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀 ✨Mental Venkat Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀    Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !' 😃 On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him: 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?' He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?' 😀 Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Venkat He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀 What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it ...

locked my bicycle

Innocence at its best... ```A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on... A police constable stops him and asks: Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many MPs, sometimes CMs, even President and cabinet ministers and politicians pass from here... The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle.```😜

Order bagged by Indian

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. Indian guy quoted 10 millions.. Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quoted 3 millions..?" Chinese guy replied .." 1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit.." Trump asked european guy.. He replied-".. 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit..* Trump asked indian guy.. He replied.. .."..4 million for you.. 3 million for me.. .. .. and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint..!!" Order bagged by Indian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Game over 😂😂😂

😝😝☝One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. 😄! Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!" Game over 😂😂😂

offering you credit card

Call from a bank: Hello Mam... We are offering you credit card with best deals. 1. No annual charges. 2. No interest on balance for three months. 3. Big credit limit. 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady: No thanks... I have a husband... 1. With lifetime zero fee. 2. No spending limit. 3. No penalties and most importantly... 4. No repayment forever. Line got disconnected without a word. 😜😜😜😜😜

Communicate with GOD

A nice story: READ IT, UNDERSTAND IT, FEEL IT... A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor. Because of noise the Worker did not hear his Call. To draw Attention, the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note in Front of Worker. He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket & Continued to Work. Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same. Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker. The Stone hit the Worker. This time the Worker looked Up & the Supervisor Communicated with Him. . . . This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'... God from Up, wants to Communicate with Us... but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs. Then, he give Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts... We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it. We are the Same. Just keeping the gifts without Thanking him, We just say We are LUCKY. And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, wh...

look beautiful

Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ? Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ? Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you. Husband : I am also drinking just for u , so that you look beautiful to me. 😊😀😜😜

SARDARJI TICKLES

*SARDARJI TICKLES * 👳👳👳👳👳👳👳 Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while  fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hav...

How to stay motivated ?

How to stay motivated ? In the jungle which animal is the biggest ........ I heard you say, Elephant. In the jungle which animal is the tallest ........ I heard you say, Giraffe. In the jungle which animal is the wisest ........ I heard you say, Fox. In the jungle which animal is the fastest ........ I heard you say, Cheetahs. Among all these wonderful qualities mentioned, where is the Lion in the picture.? Yet, you say the Lion is the KING of the jungle even without ANY of these qualities.!! Why?? Because... The Lion is courageous, The Lion is very bold, The Lion is always ready to face any challenges, any barrier that crosses his path, no matter how big/bad they are.!! The Lion walks with confidence. The Lion dares anything and is never afraid. The Lion believes he is unstoppable. The Lion is a risk taker. The Lion believes any animal is food for him. The Lion believes any opportunity is worth giving a try and never lets it slip from his hands. The Lion has charisma.!...