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Husband on second day of marriage :- HE went to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box . She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said ' same feeling ' 😂😂😂😂😂

HDFC Branch Manager  goes to a south Indian restaurant. He asks the waiter - What have you got? Waiter - Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam.. Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel.. Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left. Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ? Waiter - Sir ,  I go  to your ATM daily. After asking for  PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required  etc., It finally says ' 'No Cash'..... Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!! 😂😂😂😜

Scooty Untae Nadapaalani Pisthundii......... Girl Untae sight Kottalani Pisthundhii........ Friend Untae Thiragaalani Pisthundhii........ Tv Untae Choodalani Pisthundhii......... Radio Untae vinaalani Pisthundhii......... Biryani  Unte Thinalani Pisthundhi.......... But Adhendho Kani Nenuu 17yrs ga Choosthunnah....... BOOK Untae Maatram Chadavani Pinchadhu........ Em Maayo Amo......😜😜     👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Dad : Exam Ala Rasav ? 😟 Son : 1st Question Rayaledhu....😛😛 2nd Question Chadhavaledu....😔😔 4th Question Marchipoya....😱😱 5th Question Ardhamkalae....🤔🤔 6th Question Bit Ledhu....🙃🙃 7th Question Frnd Choopinchalae....😐😐 8th Question Out of Syllabus....😁😁 9th Question Print Sariga Raale....😌...